tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post2511998774084371381..comments2023-10-15T05:01:43.528-07:00Comments on Bamboo Killers: Smoke gets in your assEmily Blakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02163221455899041141noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-43550453963327293912011-12-16T18:04:16.417-08:002011-12-16T18:04:16.417-08:00Yes, you did not write that song but the guilt was...Yes, you did not write that song but the guilt was so overwhelming that I already changed it to "Paradise City" by G&R. It's actually better thematically.<br />Altho some buzarre part of me wants Pat Benatar's "Hit me with your best shot". Not as cool. It's a comedy.<br /><br />You're right on new writer but I do have a director's rep which proilly isn't worth dick.<br /><br />I am connected to a bunch peops so I know I can get reads. Start with the script then go from there, right?<br /><br />peace<br /><br />Peace<br />mAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-39852193495743472792011-12-16T11:02:40.842-08:002011-12-16T11:02:40.842-08:00I didn't write Cherry Pie or anything, but sho...I didn't write Cherry Pie or anything, but shouldn't you choose a different song?<br /><br />Chances of a studio buying a pilot from an unrepped new writer are extremely slim, but maybe with a contest win or an amazing idea they would. So good luck!Emily Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02163221455899041141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-5507168423391691112011-12-16T10:53:03.676-08:002011-12-16T10:53:03.676-08:00No mo dojo? What??? You sound injured. I hope you...No mo dojo? What??? You sound injured. I hope you're okay. Upside down silly face insertion here.<br /><br />Yeah well everyone keeps goin' on and on about how networks don't buy shows from nobodies. I know it's tough but it's really annoying, really chafin' my thighs.<br /><br />So I am totally stealing the Cherry Pie song. Super sorry. Don't' hate me. It's really not a big scene or anything but it's workin'. <br /><br />Good luck out there<br /><br />peace<br />spitgag on SSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-43826762624048673382011-12-15T14:19:59.968-08:002011-12-15T14:19:59.968-08:00Trust me, Anonymous. This guy was clueless.
And t...Trust me, Anonymous. This guy was clueless.<br /><br />And thanks, although leaving martial arts up there is a bit misleading. I've been unable to do any real physical activity for a while, but I should be getting back into it soon.Emily Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02163221455899041141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-14070137493008283762011-12-15T13:58:16.869-08:002011-12-15T13:58:16.869-08:00That's not how tv works?
Networks don't b...That's not how tv works?<br /><br />Networks don't buy pilots? <br />You can't choose your staff if you're a Creator?<br /><br /><br />Thanks,<br />Worried SS troll who happens to working on a pilot.<br /><br />ps: "Cherry Pie", Inner city teacher, martial artist...I have to say that you're pretty awesome (if an overachiever).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-82356685123013739302011-12-10T15:11:31.235-08:002011-12-10T15:11:31.235-08:00Please Don't.... Yeah, the old "I'm T...Please Don't.... Yeah, the old "I'm Too Weird for You" routine. I dig it.<br /><br />Anonymous, thanks, but I'm not sure why you have to use my blog to hate on Bitter Script Reader. I like that guy. Did he refuse to read one of your scripts?Emily Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02163221455899041141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-64419933756083048412011-12-09T11:33:51.652-08:002011-12-09T11:33:51.652-08:00This is how a typical conversation with somebody i...This is how a typical conversation with somebody in the business goes (or my experience anyway):<br /><br /> "So, what do you do?"<br /><br />Typical writer response:<br /><br />"I'm a philosopher." <br /><br />Usually that's code for, "I'm a writer."<br /><br />My general response is this:<br /><br />"I'm in the export business."<br /><br />There's a pause and then, "Oh. What do you export?"<br /><br />I look them dead in the eye and say, "Cars. I'm a high end car thief for select clients."<br /><br />And if they're still around after that brief conversational lie I know they're somebody worth knowing and I tell them the truth.<br /><br />Usually they just move on, which saves us both a lot of wasted energy.Please Don't Eat Menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-23783109038424143462011-12-07T09:23:52.718-08:002011-12-07T09:23:52.718-08:00Love it Emily, "smoke gets in your ass"....Love it Emily, "smoke gets in your ass".<br /><br />That's how I feel, most happy and bitter script hookers(you know who you are) nowadays sit an read: "smoke gets in your ass". Love it. This line should be used in a sit-com. Good post Paul and Recovering.<br /><br />Hey Emily I'm sure you heard of <br />Quack Reader<br />Bitter Reader<br />Happy Reader<br />Sad Reader<br />But how about Hooker Reader. Ya, "smoke gets in his ass". LOL. I should write for Sitcoms, yup. <br /><br />I posted this in URBAN DICTIONARY.<br />a Hooker Reader definition is one who lets "smoke gets in his ass".<br /><br />Ha, YAP, I should write for sitcoms. YAP, NOT!, YAP, YA!<br /><br />The Happy Reader Hooker!<br />Quacko-poo-lazaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-85981610134232390512011-12-06T19:56:07.833-08:002011-12-06T19:56:07.833-08:00Writers making stuff up; trying to impress...
____...Writers making stuff up; trying to impress...<br />_________________________________<br /><br />Now, there's an idea for a sitcom...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. Thanks for the warning!Paul [Daniel] Asuncion, BLUEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09263496997603408400noreply@blogger.com