tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post527685315682466884..comments2023-10-15T05:01:43.528-07:00Comments on Bamboo Killers: Things I learned today at Ralph'sEmily Blakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02163221455899041141noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-39817035886664650152007-11-20T05:47:00.000-08:002007-11-20T05:47:00.000-08:00I guess my fancy Jewish neighborhood is less fancy...I guess my fancy Jewish neighborhood is less fancy than yours, because when this Jew goes into his neighborhood Ralph's, most of the liquor is out in the open, but the good stuff (like the scotch I would normally buy there) is still behind lock and key, and a wire gate.<BR/><BR/>But I'll never forget the first time I realized you could buy hard alcohol in the supermarket here (before I moved here) -- opening scene of Leaving Las Vegas. I was blown away (pleasantly).Fun Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864299581418165834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-61082037357601243872007-11-18T23:11:00.000-08:002007-11-18T23:11:00.000-08:00That Vons out on 3rd, right? I love that liquor c...That Vons out on 3rd, right? <BR/><BR/>I love that liquor cabinet. For those that don't know it, picture this -- you've got all the hard liquor locked up next to the condoms, which in turn are locked up above the... <BR/><BR/>... wait for it... <BR/><BR/>... baby diapers! <BR/><BR/>Yessiree, your entire life flashes before your eyes when you reach for the Absolut citron.<BR/><BR/>Genius.chrischttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04268327351415212731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25895692.post-53925002490931586842007-11-17T15:51:00.000-08:002007-11-17T15:51:00.000-08:00...I can pay you in appletinis and diet cherry Pep...<I>...I can pay you in appletinis and diet cherry Pepsi.</I><BR/><BR/>Sounds like you want a gay best friend. Try offering tacos and sex.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14805340886472955460noreply@blogger.com