My Fashion Debut

I finally got pictures from the fashion show. I love this dress, but I'm not sure where I'd wear it if I bought it. Still, it was damn comfortable and fun to walk around in. I had to hold it up to avoid tripping.


The pajama picture was from backstage. It was fun to wear because I got to show my tattoo and my piercing which got a lot of cheers from the kids. At one point while we were all wearing our pajamas in preparation to go out, somebody put "Baby got back" on the stereo and the kids got in a big circle and took turns dancing. That was hilarious. I look pissed because the boy with the camera refuses to stop warning people that he's taking their pictures. As a yearbook teacher, that really annoys me. Good luck ever finding a picture of me at work smiling at the camera. But even though it doesn't look like it, I'm having fun. I just wish I wasn't slouching.


Then there was the vavoom green dress that had people talking the next day. It barely fit and I was constantly worried my boobs were going to fall out the sides. I clearly have an adequate amount of junk in my trunk, though. Apparently, I only know one pose. I'll have to work on that.


I'll definitely be doing this again next year. Rumor has it they'll be specifically designing the clothes to fit the model, just like project runway. By then I'll have a body worth showing off, thanks to my constant efforts at the gym. And I'll be in charge of yearbook so I'll have access to all the pictures and make sure nobody poses with a cheesy smile.