Wednesday, January 13, 2010


We don't need a new Spiderman reboot. We just HAD that movie, it was a perfectly good movie, and we do not need to do this again. The fourth movie is dead. Let's just recast and start with a new story, or better yet, pull a James Bond and let that shit rest a while before starting up where the third movie left off. Actually, let's pull a Highlander and pretend that third movie never existed. But a reboot? We don't need a damned reboot on a movie we didn't grow up with. Stop rebooting things! There was nothing wrong with Robocop! Leave stuff that is perfectly good alone and go make something new!


In my next life I'm coming back as a guy who gets paid a shitload of money to push a bunch of other people out of work, does a shitty job, then gets to push more people out of work and never really has to deal with the consequences.


  1. No pussy today, what a rip.

  2. Seriously...why Robocop? That flick made me want to write scripts!

    I can see it now - a rebooted Robocop with pristine CGI, no satire and PG-13 violence.

    How has it come to this?

  3. My money is on a Twilighty reboot to reclaim the tween viewers. Wait for it.

  4. Wow, I've never heard of that. If the world ended I'd miss it if it were on network TV.


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