Thursday, April 26, 2007

My first real Hollywood party

Last night I went to the premiere party for Kickin' It Old Skool, the new movie with Jamie Kennedy, who always makes me think of Romeo + Juliet because he played one of the Montague boys.

That's right. Jamie Kennedy makes me think of Shakespeare.

I didn't see the movie but I did see Jamie Kennedy, Emmanuel Lewis, Michael Rosenbaum and Joey Fatone. And maybe Bob Saget.

I met that Asian dude who was in the movie, Bob, even though he had absolutely no interest in meeting me. But I was talking to his brother at the time so I think he thought he was helping the guy score, like Vince on Entourage. His girlfriend is leggy and blond and like four feet taller than him. And very nice.

Bob's brother told me the movie is really good. He wouldn't lie to me, would he?

I got hit on by a guy who looks like Turtle, so that kind of blows my "Turtle is actually kind of cute" theory. His buddy was the worst wing man ever because he made sure we all knew he did not like my friend. Supposedly Turtle has a movie in development over at New Line. Like I care. He was still sleazy. Apparently he'd been stalking me since he saw me in line and fell in love with my mini skirt.

I woke up with a movie T-shirt on. I think the bartender gave it to me. He also gave me a lot of drinks that I in turn donated to my toilet when I got home. I blame him for the fact that I spent half an hour sleeping on my tile bathroom floor in the wee hours of the morning.

I've been on vacation for a while, but I have to go back to work tomorrow and mold young minds. I think I'm ready now.


  1. "Jamie Kennedy makes me think of Shakespeare."

    What. The. Fuck.

    And Turtle is cute. I love me some Turtle. I'd fuck Turtle if I was a girl. Eric, on the other hand, I wouldn't fuck for practice.

    I met my "fuck" quota for the day just in this reply alone.

  2. Bloggin while hung over!!!

    You are a champ.

    My g/f did the same thing when we went to Eddie Izzard's B-day party. Drank WAAAYYY too much and spent the night on the bathroom floor.

    I think it is a rite of passage.

  3. Anonymous7:17 PM

    I Love LA

  4. Anonymous3:08 AM

    Are you really a teacher, or is that an act to sell your blog? Just curious. You seem to miss alot of work and party and get drunk alot.

    i have been a teacher for six years and rarely miss a day of school. It is hard to party on the weekdays since I ewake up at 4:30 am. Just curious...

  5. For a teacher, "J", your reading comprehension sucks.

    Go back to the blog entry and read the last paragraph outloud to yourself - real slowly.

    When it hits you that you've become snarky and useless in your old age, come on back here and enjoy the crow. :)

  6. Thanks, Crash. You saved me the trouble.

    Why would anyone pretend to be a teacher to "sell" the blog?

    If I were to pretend to be something it would be a Navy Seal.

    I do party a lot. It's miraculous how I am a teacher and also a human being at the same time.

  7. Anonymous2:14 PM

    Your right. I guess I can afford to buy my crow with the money I got from selling my script.

    Too bad out of work, former ad guys have to live on bread and water.

    Emily I was just wondering. No offense. I guess they have spring break a little earlier in my district. besides, the Phantom Professor has made alot of money being a teacher and a blogger.

  8. I sure wish I had more money so I could have more worth as a person.

  9. They're letting guys who don't know the difference between Your and You're sell scripts now? Congrats!

    And who knows, if you keep selling scripts (now armed with the ability to differentiate between Your and You're) - one day you too might make enough to be able to put away a years worth of savings in order to try something new. :)

    Good luck, kiddo. Hope this whole being angry on the internet thing works out for ya.

  10. Although I agree with much of your sentiment Crash, I'm not going to get on anybody for typos on the internet any more than I'm going to judge someone for not having tons of money.

    If the grammatical errors are in the script that way, that's a different animal. But I have no way of knowing for sure.

    Either way this conversation has gotten very childish and I have to get back to my drunken irresponsible debauchery.

    End of thread.


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