This week I graded journals. Here are some gems.
Prompt: If you had $10 million and one week to live, what would you do?
Response: "I would buy myself like 4 big ass houses so my family could live on them then I would start a big ass business so they could live out of it. Then I buy some dope ass cars and I smash on them. Then I would fuck all kinds of bitches for the rest of the week and I wanna die fucking a bitch."
Another Response: "...The last day I'll go to the president and tell him how much he sucks. I'll spend my last hours in jail."
Prompt: Are all humans created equal? Explain.
Response: "Before the Civil War people weren't created equal. There was a time where everything changed. Now and days people get treated by the way they look, skin color, or even by their personality."
Prompt: List five things you would do if you were president.
Response: "First thing I think everyone would do when they turn as president I would run around the house like crazy. Hahaha."
The first kid is a man after my own heart.
ReplyDeleteBut the rest have rattled my faith in humanity.
The American education system at work?
ReplyDeleteI always tell me kids to feel warm and happy when we see reports of such rampant moronity-- clearly my own kids shall have no trouble landing successful careers given the pathetic competition their peers are likely to offer in the job market.
ReplyDeleteNow, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to mash in my big ass house with all my fly bitches hahaha.
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PS-- we're all doomed.