Thursday, September 16, 2010

Son of a bitch

There is a new untitled comedy making the rounds that will apparently star Kevin James as a teacher who moonlights as an MMA fighter to pay for classroom supplies.

I have spent the last 8 years trying to figure out the right way to make an action star out of a teacher. I also happen to LOVE MMA. It's the only sport I give a shit about.

A teacher who fights in MMA matches to pay for classroom supplies. Dammit to hell. Why the hell didn't I think of that?

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  1. "A teacher who fights in MMA matches to pay for classroom supplies. Dammit to hell. Why the hell didn't I think of that? "

    Because you're better than that. I've read one of your scripts and that type of comedy, at least the way you described it, would be a step back for you in my opinion.

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  2. Think Kevin James is going to go all Seth Rogan and get buff?

    He'd probably be hot.

    PS: thanks for the words of encouragement. :)

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  3. Sally creeping down the alley12:32 PM

    It's Nacho Libre set in a school. The priest is a teacher and instead of wrestling he kicks ass in MMA. How-- zzzzzzzzzzzzz... Umm. Sorry I fell asleep. I meant to say how creative and what new ground this story breaks.

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  4. They're also looking to make the Rich Franklin story as a bio-pic film, that's making the rounds, too ... Rich, as you know, before he became a UFC middleweight champion, actually WAS a teacher (science, I think, or math) in Ohio ...

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  5. I didn't know that about Rich Franklin. I like that guy. I volunteer my services to work on the script.

    Thank, Matt, I think. My movie wouldn't star Kevin James. I was just jealous of the idea, not the execution.

    Just Me, you're going to have so much fun in this town, I promise.

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  6. Emily,

    Sorry to not be more clear. I absolutely meant that as a compliment for you.

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  7. 1. It will never get made.
    2. It's a bad idea! You can do better.
    3. look at an MMA guy. look at Kevin James. Would any MMA fan watch him dishonor the sport by jiggling around the ring?

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  8. Heh. I guess you never heard of Roy "Big Country" Nelson.

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