Saturday, March 15, 2008

15 Quotes I like


It's finally my turn for the 15 quotes thing that's been going around. Chris over at Deep Structure tagged me. So here's 15 movie quotes I like. See how many you can get.

1) A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world! The Paper - Matt

2) Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know! Galaxy Quest - Maggie

3) I am a meat popsicle. The Fifth Element - Tavis

4) Buckle up, Dorothy, 'cuz Kansas is going bye-bye. The Matrix - James Moen

5) I am going to get my nut on this trip. And you are not going to fuck it up with all your depression and anxiety and neg-head downer shit. Sideways - Mr. Peel

6) You're not my family! I don't want to be your family! I hate you fucking people! I hate you! Divorce, bankrupt, suicide! You're losers! You're fucking losers! Little Miss Sunshine - Matt

7) Don't you love it when you go to the bathroom and you come back to find your food waiting for you? Pulp Fiction - Tavis

8) If I had known I was gonna meet the president I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel. Independence Day - Amy

9) Your baby is having my baby! Your baby, whoa baby! Lethal Weapon Four - James Moenish.

10) Caviar should be round and hard and burst in you mouth at exactly the right moment. Overboard - Mr. Peel

11) You are a warwickshire shithouse. Shakespeare in Love - Laura Reyna

12) Who died and made you king of the fucking zombies? Shaun of the Dead - Mr. Peel

13) All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now. Pitch Black - James Moen

14) Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? The Emperor's New Groove - Amy

15) It's a jump-to-conclusions mat. It has conclusions on it that you can jump to. Office Space - R.A. Porter

Maggie
's like the only person I know who hasn't gotten this yet so I tag her. It's okay to use TV quotes.

13 comments:

  1. Dayam! I feel like I should know most of these, but the only one I'm sure of is...
    #15: Office Space

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  2. 3. Fifth Element
    7. Pulp Fiction

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  3. #5: Sideways
    #10: Overboard
    #12: Shaun of the Dead

    I know what #8 is, but I'm not going to admit that I do.

    I've seen #5 and #12 so many times that those came to me pretty much instantly. Why I remember #10, I have no idea whatsoever.

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  4. 2. Galaxy Quest
    4. Farscape, unless Crichton was quoting a movie I haven't seen, which is certainly possible

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  5. I don't remember that, but he must have been quoting.

    And I'm surprised, Mr. Peel. I was expecting Overboard to take a while.

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  6. 1-The Paper
    6-Little Miss Sunshine

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  7. 8. Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum's dad
    14. The Emperor's New Groove. Fantastic movie - sorely underrated.

    amy

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  8. 4. Matrix
    13. Pitch Black

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  9. Either I made these way too easy or I just have a readership that watches a lot of freaking movies. Or both. Probably both.

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  10. 9. Lethal weapon III - scene in the dentists office.

    Took me awhile to remember it.

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  11. Close enough. Right scene, wrong sequel. It was Lethal Weapon 4.

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  12. I totally suck at movie quotes. Just not my thing. The only one I recognize is--

    11) You are a warwickshire shithouse.

    It's from Shakespeare in Love and is said by Ned(Ben Affleck) to Will. It just so happens this is one of my fav movies. We quote all the time around the house.

    Other good ones from S In L:

    He dies?...

    ... the length of a Bible.

    I liked it when they chopped her head off.

    You may show your pleasure.

    ... and a bit with a dog.

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  13. Yay! I was beginning to think nobody would get that one.

    So I was taken out in one day flat.

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