Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Netflix doesn't know me at all

I have a bone to pick with Netflix. Everybody knows I love action movies; it's what I watch far and above any other genre. Yet for some reason Netflix can't recommend anything except the original Last of the Mohicans until I rate more action/adventure films.

Sure, Netflix can tell me which biological military dramas I'd enjoy, but for some reason does not thing I am prepared to handle its suggestions for action films until I've seen Undisputed 3. Nevermind the 3,000 odd movies I've already rated. No. I WILL see more Jean Claude Van Damme films or I will NOT be allowed access to more specific recommendations. I've already seen like half of them! What can watching In Hell tell you that watching Timecop can't? It makes no sense!

Why the hell are you recommending Sesame Street: Old School: Vol 1? WTF in my ratings system has made you think I'd love that, but you still can't figure out which movie with gun fights I'd enjoy?

Dammit, Netflix. Get your shit together.


  1. Anonymous2:01 AM

    Try http://www.jinni.com/.

  2. Look, this is between me and Netflix. Why should I change? He needs to figure his shit out.

  3. this is my buddy's blog about nearly the same thing!

  4. Hey that was a thought provoking blog post. Two thumbs up.

  5. That is hilarious. I think Netflix thinks you need more child like love in your life.

  6. Netflix keeps thinking I need to watch more Gay melodramas. I had no idea there were so many.


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