But I still shop at The Gap

As a general rule I do not watch reality TV. It's stupid. It's not reality at all and it's stupid.

But I make two exceptions.

America's Next Top Model and Project Runway are stupendous.

Catty bitches, drama queens, melodrama and also some models. Plus, cool pictures and dresses you can decide whether or not you'd wear.

But by far the best thing about these two shows is the ability you have to judge people based solely on the out-of-context editing and bizarre creative choices they make.

I don't even know how to sew a button but I know that silly dress with the rosettes and plastic shredded strips is damn tacky. My nose looks like a toucan's beak on camera, but I know that girl needs to elongate her neck more, okay?

I love how in the Project Runway season premiere the guy with the flattened out Flock of Seagulls haircut called the Hippie Lady weird. He was kind of right though; she's a whack job.

I have also come to the conclusion that everything is better if Tim Gunn is involved. We should let him take over planning for the Iraq war. Everyone would put down their guns and concentrate on ways to look fabulous in fatigues.

Too bad these shows are on networks that don't interact because a crossover episode would be awesome.